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This is our family!
People as us, why do you have so many Breeds?
Our answer is, Only God Knows, and we hope
that you also have the privilege of getting
to know each and every breed too. We feel
that we have been blessed to have this
opportunity to know each and every breed
that we have available. We love each and
everyone of our babies here at Little Paws
and try to better each breed that we have.
God sure was creative and made some
wonderful babies to choose from.
These are our Puppy Trainers
To our little neck of the woods here in cyber space, I hope you enjoy the adventure as your about to see some of the most precious puppies in the world. First let me introduce you to the founder of Little Paws Kennel, my name is Rhonda Weems. My dream since the year 1973 was to operate a breeding kennel. Well it started out with a few Sires and a few Dams, only to prosper into what it is today. Slowly it matured, then taking off in leaps and bounds . There are many different phases of this business in which all have true and real meanings, and could not have prospered with out the love, dedication and support of my husband. As I stated earlier we are a breeding kennel, not to be confused with a puppy mill. Every living creature that God has blessed us to be apart of is handled every day of the week, various treatments are administered to the little ones here which determines the health of and quality of a puppies life. As you can say we go the extra mile to make things happen. You see this is a dream that I have the privilege to exist and partake in, oh you have to have a love to do this and it is far from easy. Just as in anything in life we have set backs that some times really crush your heart but then there are the joys and thrills which far outweigh the pain that some time is endured here at Little Paws Kennel. Each one of our Expectant mothers go home with
Mrs. Rhonda each night and all of our babies are hand delivered,
which makes for a long night. Our mommies get to play at our
home as well in our chain link fenced in back yard.
Here at little Paws we offer healthy quality dogs at a reasonable price with various breeds to choose from. We take pride in our sires and dams as for each one has been hand picked and majority of them have been raised from a puppy here at our establishment.
Kids who look like their dogs...
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me!
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
German Shepard: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
Signs You Have a Dumb Dog
As presented on the 10/19/93 broadcast of Late Show with David Letterman
Lengthy pause after "Bow" while it tries to remember "Wow"
Buries tail, wags bones
When you give him Alpo, he just eats the meat-by products
Despite the overwhelming evidence, still smokes two packs a day
Showed up at the Whoopi Goldberg roast in cat face
Has suffered over two dozed concussions from toilet seat falling on his head
Thinks "Snausages" is a real word
Voted for Fred Grandy, Love Boat's gopher, because he really thought he'd be a good congressman
Spends hours staring at kitchen cabinet, waiting for tiny horse-and-carriage to come out
Constantly chasing people named "Katz"
More Jokes How do you catch a runaway dog ?
Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone !
What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A shampoodle !
What kind of dog does a vampire prefer ?
Any kind of bloodhound !
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire haired terriers !!
What do you call a happy Lassie ?
A jolly collie !
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?
A dingo-ling !
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud hound !
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
What is the dogs favorite city ?
New Yorkie !
Who is the dogs favorite comedian ?
Growlcho Marx !
The dog is not allowed in the house.
Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
The dog can get on the old furniture only.
Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only
The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.